Don't You Ever Stop Being Dandy

I owe you thanks~

This is an OOC post for planning Fight Club!

I don't know if anybody is actively running it right now, but I haven't seen it for a long time, so I figured it was fair game. And since Yumichika ran it before, and I would like to run it again (BLEACHTARDS NEED FIGHTINGS), this post is for planning!

If you have any particular requests or suggestions, please comment! Otherwise, it's going to be a sort of relaxed thing, a choice between in-advance matchups and spontaneous ones. Moogles will be necessary, unless you're specifically in the No Moogle Category (see below). The cannibals can eat you. Etc. ACTUALLY everybody interested should ICly fill out the following form (with their character name in the subject, please!) Yumichika can/will be making matchups based on profiles to make things more interesting—but I'm flexible, of course. THERE IS TO BE NO STEPPING ON TOES, this is for fun, and I'm not gonna godmode or take over fight club completely, raaar—I'm just administrating things!

( PROFILE )

( AKA, the Bleach Anime Does Something Sort Of Right For Once )

Created: December 2005

Dropped: June 2007

Reapped: January 2008

[sitting on the edge of the hospital roof, balancing a black butterfly on one fingertip]

[OOC: Open indefinitely for those who want to say their farewells to the prettiest Shinigami. :(]

AYASEGAWA YUMICHIKA

Age: NEVER ASK A LADY THAT!
Birthday: September 19th
Height: 169 cm (5'6")
Weight: 56 kg (123 lbs)
Eyes: Violet.
Hair: Black . . . ish. Purpleblack. Indigo.
Medical Info: Dead. 8D
Physical traits: Tiny, vicious, and PRETTIER THAN YOU. Wears FEATHERS ON HIS EYES and is pretty like that, dammit. Looks a little like a preening pushover, but is actually a little psychotic and likes painting the world with your blood, alriiiight. Also, not a girl.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: I'd rather avoid the "you're from a manga lol" stuff with him. Otherwise, most things are fine, though Yumichika might try to bite your face if you say something he doesn't like.
Abilities: Shinigami! He's dead, he kills shit with a sword. Said sword can turn into a four-bladed scythe of doom. Yumichika's not as strong as some of the other Shinigami, since he's only the 5th Seat of the 11th Division, but . . . it's still the 11th Division. He's still pretty badass. And although he doesn't have bankai (final release) yet, sources suggest that he's learning. Also, he has his SECRET SHIKAI that can suck out peoples' energy, so . . . yeah. He's stronger than even Ikkaku knows. :3
Zanpakuto's Name: Fujikujaku.
Notes for the Psychics: Yumichika is actually a lot deeper and more fucked up than you'd expect. He is like an onion of crazy. And he has secrets. Talk to me about it.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yeah. But again with the face-killing if you piss him off. ON THIS NOTE: if your character makes Yumichika angry and we don't want to fight, just drop me a quick note and we'll stage some sort of intervention. Like a herd of sheep.
Maim/Murder/Death: Fighting and maiming and blood flying is all good. Death, not so much. For one, he is ridiculously hard to kill. For another. . . that probably wouldn't go over so well. ISSUES.
Cooking: Hells no. Ikkaku is the wife.
Kissing/Hugging: Only if you're pretty.

( All the characters I've played, when they were apped and dropped, their comment counts, and reasons for dropping. Also lions, tigers and bears, oh my! Only not. Sorry if I got your hopes up... )

[sitting on the sill of his open window, wearing a kimono, idly throwing rocks out at the ground. and by idly. I mean hard enough to oh my well I'm sure that zombie wasn't using that skull, anyway...]

The least scarring of the things that happen when Ikkaku is on hiatus, and we spend our time emailing each other back and forth instead.

( Hemlock's birth, and the conception of Robodragon~ )

( Your parents had lots of kinky sex )

... shut up, I'm totally in bed. (And writing this without my contacts in because I can't find my glasses, which means I... can't actually see what I'm writing at all. OKAY GO.)

ANYWAY.

Following in the footsteps of the lovely hydr0phobia, I thought I'd tack this up before I went to sleep, so I'd have something to think about during work tomorrow.

Basically! Ask me any sorts of questions about the whole drama shiznit that's been going down the past little while. Yumichika's feelings on this, that, and the other thing. Why Yumichika made up with Rey. Why Yumichika said... whatever. Why Yumichika did... whoever. Why I deaged him right after this all happened (STFU IT'S NOT CHEATING, IT'S STRATEGY). Questions, answers, essays, yeah.

Blah, blah, blah, have a pretty princess condom crown.

It's a weakness! It's a sickness!

... Drabbles. I'd prefer to write drabbles involving at least one of my characters so at least then I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

However, that's just a suggestion, and clearly, I'll write anything. ♥