Don't You Ever Stop Being Dandy

CFUW: Locked to Rangiku

2008-04-08T03:05:01Z

Ginshu-san and Ayaka-san are Lainsworths I've identified. I suspect Bonten was the rat, I'm pretty sure you're a Lainsworth, Kodachi-san is probably also a Lainsworth unless we were totally wrong about Eugenie-san, and I can't give you the identity of the Assassin, but I'm working with them. Alright?

CFUW: Locked to Ayaka

2008-04-06T01:52:12Z

I owe you thanks~

FIGHT CLUB

2008-03-14T02:44:10Z

This is an OOC post for planning Fight Club!

I don't know if anybody is actively running it right now, but I haven't seen it for a long time, so I figured it was fair game. And since Yumichika ran it before, and I would like to run it again (BLEACHTARDS NEED FIGHTINGS), this post is for planning!

If you have any particular requests or suggestions, please comment! Otherwise, it's going to be a sort of relaxed thing, a choice between in-advance matchups and spontaneous ones. Moogles will be necessary, unless you're specifically in the No Moogle Category (see below). The cannibals can eat you. Etc. ACTUALLY everybody interested should ICly fill out the following form (with their character name in the subject, please!) Yumichika can/will be making matchups based on profiles to make things more interesting—but I'm flexible, of course. THERE IS TO BE NO STEPPING ON TOES, this is for fun, and I'm not gonna godmode or take over fight club completely, raaar—I'm just administrating things!

Name/Alias:
Power Level: Estimate, Between 1 and 10.
Brief description of fighting style: Weapons, hand-to-hand, magic, etc.
Refuse To Fight The Death? Y/N
Refuse To Use Moogles? Y/N
Refuse To Let Your Opponent Eat You If You Lose? Y/N
Other Annoying Restrictions:

Canon: 11th Division Backstory

2008-02-20T21:26:47Z

Status

2007-09-30T20:23:40Z

Created: December 2005

Dropped: June 2007

Reapped: January 2008

Dropping Post

2007-06-12T01:24:54Z

[sitting on the edge of the hospital roof, balancing a black butterfly on one fingertip]

[OOC: Open indefinitely for those who want to say their farewells to the prettiest Shinigami. :(]

Stats & Permission Meme

2006-12-15T01:39:00Z

AYASEGAWA YUMICHIKA

Age: NEVER ASK A LADY THAT!
Birthday: September 19th
Height: 169 cm (5'6")
Weight: 56 kg (123 lbs)
Eyes: Violet.
Hair: Black . . . ish. Purpleblack. Indigo.
Medical Info: Dead. 8D
Physical traits: Tiny, vicious, and PRETTIER THAN YOU. Wears FEATHERS ON HIS EYES and is pretty like that, dammit. Looks a little like a preening pushover, but is actually a little psychotic and likes painting the world with your blood, alriiiight. Also, not a girl.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: I'd rather avoid the "you're from a manga lol" stuff with him. Otherwise, most things are fine, though Yumichika might try to bite your face if you say something he doesn't like.
Abilities: Shinigami! He's dead, he kills shit with a sword. Said sword can turn into a four-bladed scythe of doom. Yumichika's not as strong as some of the other Shinigami, since he's only the 5th Seat of the 11th Division, but . . . it's still the 11th Division. He's still pretty badass. And although he doesn't have bankai (final release) yet, sources suggest that he's learning. Also, he has his SECRET SHIKAI that can suck out peoples' energy, so . . . yeah. He's stronger than even Ikkaku knows. :3
Zanpakuto's Name: Fujikujaku.
Notes for the Psychics: Yumichika is actually a lot deeper and more fucked up than you'd expect. He is like an onion of crazy. And he has secrets. Talk to me about it.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yeah. But again with the face-killing if you piss him off. ON THIS NOTE: if your character makes Yumichika angry and we don't want to fight, just drop me a quick note and we'll stage some sort of intervention. Like a herd of sheep.
Maim/Murder/Death: Fighting and maiming and blood flying is all good. Death, not so much. For one, he is ridiculously hard to kill. For another. . . that probably wouldn't go over so well. ISSUES.
Cooking: Hells no. Ikkaku is the wife.
Kissing/Hugging: Only if you're pretty.

THEY CALL THEM STATISTICS

2006-11-29T11:36:42Z

L from "Death Note" (justice_pie)

App Percentage: Auto-In.
Played From: May 2005 to January 2006.
That's How Long? Nine months.
Total Comments: 5733
Overall Pecentage: 10.2%
Reason For Dropping: I played L for an awesome nine months. My Raito wanted to drop. I was growing away from Death Note after L, uh. SPOILERED. And with some characters, there's really only so long you can play them in camp. IT WAS BEST HE BE LET GO. Long live L, long live justice. ♥
Select Option 3? Accidental lesbianism and Scrabble sex remain the best things ever. BEG.

Uzumaki Naruto from "Naruto" (crazylikekyuubi)

App Percentage: 91.4% [DEATH MATCH]
Played From: June 2005 to September 2005.
That's How Long? Four months.
Total Comments: 355
Overall Pecentage: 0.6%
Reason For Dropping: I apped Naruto as a counter to L. Basically, so I could have a total retard to play. And also because Biz wanted a Naruto. And I liked Naruto! And... I just couldn't play him. However, this is my HAPPIEST DROP EVER because the Naruto we have right now is like. Ridiculously awesome. All the power to you.
Select Option 3? Two words. Aphrodisiac cake.

Ichijouji Ken from "Digimon" (kenofthedead)

App Percentage: 82.9%
Played From: July 2005 to September 2005.
That's How Long? Three months.
Total Comments: 223
Overall Pecentage: 0.4%
Reason For Dropping: I apped him alongside a friend, who was Daisuke. CFUD ended up not being her thing, though, so when she dropped/idled Daisuke, I let Ken go, too. With both Ken and Naruto, they were SO LONG AGO and played SO LITTLE and SO SHORTLY that I... hardly count them towards my actual apping/dropping tally in my head. 8D
Select Option 3? Ken is the character I've most toyed with re-apping. Not happening, though.

Tom Riddle from "Harry Potter" (riddle_death)

App Percentage: 76.1% [DOUBLE]
Played From: August 2005 to May 2006.
That's How Long? Ten months.
Total Comments: 12630
Overall Pecentage: 22.4%
Reason For Dropping: ... haaaah. DROPPING RIDDLE WAS SO HARD. I loved him so. But... I really felt I had driven him into the ground, characterization-wise. And I fully had no desire, nor any idea, how to change things. He had worn out his welcome, so I let him go~
Select Option 3? Too many to decide. Just don't ask why his comment count is still going up. Oops.

Envy from "Fullmetal Alchemist" (mask_stays_on)

App Percentage: 86.4% [DOUBLE. AGAIN. CHRIST.]
Played From: November 2005 to June 2006.
That's How Long? Eight months.
Total Comments: 1307
Overall Pecentage: 2.3%
Reason For Dropping: I loved Envy. I think he was the only one I really dropped because I felt I couldn't play him anymore. I could. I just kinda had more interest in playing other characters, and he was really getting shoved to the side. Poor Envy. We knew him well...
Select Option 3? Is, in fact, the lake.

Ayasegawa Yumichika from "Bleach" (anddiebeautiful)

App Percentage: 79.6%
Played From: December 2005 to the Present.
That's How Long? Eleven months and counting!
Total Comments: 8422 and counting!
Overall Pecentage: 14.5%
Reason For Apping: I remember wildly catching up on Bleach manga last December when I was sick. I was actually interested in apping Hirako Shinji at the time, but decided against it, as he had too little canon, and was too like Envy. And... THEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH YUMICHIKA. The end.
Select Option 3? I have no idea how I've kept the bitch this long, but I'm never letting him go. ♥

Shihouin Yoruichi from "Bleach" (flash_cat)

App Percentage: 89.0%
Played From: January 2006 to March 2006.
That's How Long? Three months
Total Comments: 1566
Overall Pecentage: 2.8%
Reason For Dropping: Yoruichi never really meshed with me. I'm going to pretend this is because she isn't my character type (the two-faced ambiguous male variety... SERIOUSLY look at them all) but it's mostly because I could never figure out her motivations. Yumichika, Allen, and Axel come easiest to me because canon was helpful enough to let me know exactly what drives them, and I can expand on that. With Yoruichi, I never figured it out, never connected with her, and was basically unhappy. So I let her go. D:
Select Option 3? APP HER THIS COUNSELLOR ROUND, YOU FUCKS. :D

Allen Walker from "D. Gray-Man" (allmadeofstars)

App Percentage: 96.4%
Played From: March 2006 to the Present.
That's How Long? Nine months or so~
Total Comments: 6246 and counting~
Overall Pecentage: 11.1%
Reason For Apping: I remember picking up D. Gray-man the night before I left university to go back home after my depression got really bad (a-awesome). ningen_demonai emailed me the entire manga the night before we left, so I spent two consecutive days driving through the mountains with my parents, reading D. Gray. By the time we got home, I had the first draft of the app written. I just absolutely loved him, and wanted to play him, even though everybody told me I couldn't do it (lol hay guys). Allen is my baby and I love him the end.
Select Option 3? Allen's is my favourite app out of all the ones I've written.

Axel from "Kingdom Hearts" (the_ex_flame)

App Percentage: 86.5% [TRIPLE]
Played From: April to the Present
That's How Long? Eight months or so!
Total Comments: 16754 (hahaha...)
Overall Pecentage: 29.7%
Reason For Apping: I'M FAIRLY SURE that I knew from the moment I saw the, like. Trailers for KH2 and CoM. That I loved Axel. I remember seeing pictures of him and going "... that's going to be my favourite character." AND LO, THE GAME CAME OUT. AND LO, HE WAS. So I played the game, then fought weakly with myself for a while over whether or not to app him. Then I mentioned to zinthos "hay I might app from KH2" and she was all like "wow rly me 2 who r u apping" and I was all "Axel" and she was like "no wai! I was thinking about apping Roxas!" and then they did sex in the voting post and it was good.
Select Option 3? The condom is empty.

Kurosaki Ichigo from "Bleach" (from_the_front)

App Percentage: 96.7%
Played From: June 2006 to the Present.
That's How Long? Siiiix months, almost?
Total Comments: 2085
Overall Pecentage: 3.7%
Reason For Apping: THE LONG STORY? I caught up on Bleach canon in order to review for Yumichika. Was kind of like, "hay, I remember wanting to app Ichigo like LAST YEAR, only... we had another Ichigo so I didn't." So I kinda hmmm'd and hawww'd and kerbox was all "YOU FAIL AT LIFE" but I apped him anyway. Y-yeah. S-still the least comfortable of my characters, but he's such fun when I get him right. THE SHORT STORY? I have a crush on his Hollow form. Iyaaan~ ♥
Select Option 3? YOU LOST THE UNICORN!?

Maes Hughes from "Fullmetal Alchemist" (papaparazzi)

App Percentage: 80.6%
Played From: July 2006 to September 2006.
That's How Long? Three months.
Total Comments: 446
Overall Pecentage: 0.8%
Reason For Dropping: I'm sorry, Hughes. I did you wrong. D: AM VERY SAD ABOUT THIS DROP. I just... couldn't manage the energy or the motivation behind playing him, sorta like Yoruichi. He's still my favourite FMA character, and I really wanted to keep him and play him for Roy (ILU ROY) but. It was not meant to be~ I probably could have kept him going, but it was difficult, and... just because of the way I am, I couldn't keep a character I didn't really feel inspired to play in my fifth slot. Looook she's eating a cupcake...
Select Option 3? His funeral? Makes me sob hysterically every time I reread. Oh, Roy.

Fujioka Haruhi from "Ouran High School Host Club" (commontome)

App Percentage: 100% [TRIPLE]
Played From: September 2006 to the Present.
That's How Long? Almost three months so far!
Total Comments: 1899
Overall Pecentage: 3.4%
Reason For Apping: baby_endless, her adorable cousin, and I spent like a week binging on Ouran, eating apple strudels, and being tremendous dorks. And I kept thinking of hilarious things I could do with Haruhi in camp, and how her voice would go, and how pretty her icons would be (stfu), and how I wanted to give PLAYING A GIRL another shot, and, well. Just sort of ended up apping her. She's a great social character, and every time I post with her I KINDA KNOW I'M GOING TO GET RAPED but I. I'm sort of used to that now. I love you guys, what. She's a good foil for the others and also THE REST OF MY CAST? IS HILARIOUS. Just sayin'
Select Option 3? My favourite Ouran character is actually her dad. Somebody needs to app him or I'll cry.

IN CONCLUSION

I've played here HOW long? A year and half a year and half a month. Ish.
Overall Comment Count: 56400
Average Comments Per Day: ... almost exactly 100.
Shortest Kept: Ken, Hughes, Yoruichi (~two or three months)
Longest Kept: Yumichika (eleven months +)
Most Played: Axel (16754 comments, 29.7%)
Least Played: Ken (223 comments, 0.4%)
Highest Percentage: Haruhi (100%)
Lowest Percentage: Riddle (76.1%)

That is to say. My character balancing... COULD USE SOME WORK. Though I really blame the fact that Riddle and Axel GOT SEX for their... unbalanced numbers. Especially Axel's (hay umeda wats up?) But I want to do a comparison in like, a month, to see if the five I have now change at a comparable rate, because I think I've managed to balance all five. Somehow. Magically.

... a-at least I'm not Tomo? :D

My apping and dropping rate is... NOT BAD GUYS, shut up, honestly. >: Naruto and Ken were played and dropped like ALMOST A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, back in Fledgling Camp (TM). Yoruichi and Hughes I had major character issues with (and am cursed not to have a counselor), and Riddle, Envy, and L were played for eight to ten months before being dropped.

... just because I immediately app after almost every drop just means I'm ambitious~ it's a good quality and rare in girls my age~

My name is mackzazzle and I... do not have a problem.

Maybe.

I love you guys. ♥

Gojyo/Yumichika AU (Unfinished)

2006-08-29T06:36:00Z

[sitting on the sill of his open window, wearing a kimono, idly throwing rocks out at the ground. and by idly. I mean hard enough to oh my well I'm sure that zombie wasn't using that skull, anyway...]

MPREG FTW

2006-07-30T02:38:56Z

The least scarring of the things that happen when Ikkaku is on hiatus, and we spend our time emailing each other back and forth instead.

By mackzazzle:

"Never again," Ikkaku muttered, trying to sit up, scowling when Yumichika pushed him back with one finger on his forehead. "Never fucking doing that again."

He glanced over to the other side of the hospital room, where Hakkai was fussing over baby Hemlock, and Gojyo was trying to keep Kanan from eating the stethoscope hanging from the wall. "You hear that-- you over there?" he yelled. "You're the LAST."

Yumichika smacked him. "Shut up," he said. "You'll wake Belladonna. And our son's name is not You Over There--"

"Is now!"

"And anyway," Yumichika continued, pinching the skin at Ikkaku's neck between two blue fingernails. "Two? I always told you I wanted three. It's more beautiful."

"Not a chance in OW! Shit, Yumichika!"

Yumichika leaned over the bed, smiling in the way that made Ikkaku really, really wish he didn't have stitches, because this was usually the part where he ran. away. "Please, Ikkaku," he purred, brushing his lips against his jaw. "Mmm, I'll even let you name him..."

"Not gonna happen--"

"Hakkai," said Yumichika, sitting up and smiling brightly. "Would you and Gojyo mind taking Belladonna, Kanan, and Heml--"

"YOU OVER THERE!"

"--ock out for a walk? I think Ikkaku and I need a little bit of time alone."

Hakkai smiled at Gojyo, so Gojyo didn't argue, although he flashed a smirk back over his shoulder, and Ikkaku gave him the finger. Yumichika bit it.

"Now, where were we?" he murmured.

"... fuck, Yumichika, no, NO, I have STITCHES--"

"We can work around that..."

Approximately nine months and three days after Hemlock was born, Ikkaku and Yumichika welcomed a new addition to their family.

"I'm calling her Robodragon," said Ikkaku.

Belladonna and Yumichika both punched him in the head.

By hydr0phobia:

"And that's the story of how all of you were born."

"Mommy said I shouldn't listen to you," said little Kanan solemnly, first thing. She had this pout that Ikkaku was sixty percent sure didn't come from either of her parents. Wasn't fucking right.

"The red one?"

"...yes."

Ikkaku scratched his chin. "Mommy's full of crap."

For a second, she looked a little downcast. He tried not to bring himself to care. A pony'd fix that, no sweat. Her chin stuck out, but just a little; she was old and sensible enough not to have that much pride in her parents. And Ikkaku was pretty damn sure he was the favorite uncle so, you know, whatever. All's well that end's well. "That's what he said about you."

"Yeah?"

"Mmhm."

"Well, that's okay."

Belladonna finally had it in her to close her mouth. Her lip curled, a little, and she sat up a little straighter, and Ikkaku noticed because it was the same way Yumichika would change positions in the middle of a meeting or something. Attention-demanding. And also just about ready to put a ballpoint pen through somebody's jugular. He twitched, and she said, "That's not how it happened."

Ikkaku twitched again. "Really."

"Yeah," she said. She sounded sane and rational and all that good stuff. Ikkaku wondered which parent that came from. Must be one of those heterozygous recessive things. Or something.

"...so you're saying you really don't think your father is capable of putting people in nine-month comas."

"...not with cake. Daddy can't cook."

"But that's where the conspiracy comes in. Hakkai can cook, right? Never stopped to wonder how you and Kanan were born within days of each other? Never? Well. The more you know."

Belladonna rested her chin on her hand. "I don't feel comfortable talking about this anymore."

Ikkaku rolled a shoulder. "You asked."

Little Kanan's mouth was by default a very pronounced moue. He didn't look at her. He hadn't perfected his resilience to that yet. "So that part with the wedding cake..."

"Not saying it wasn't great cake, but. Y'know. That was potent shit right there."

"...was Belladonna-chan really almost named--?"

"Yes."

"The Second?"

"Privilege and an honor. Really. But only for some people. ...Sorry. Honey."

Belladonna slid off a sofa cushion. "I don't believe you," she said simply.

"...why not?"

"Daddy said stuff about 'the art of seduction' or whatever. I don't think he'd know how to do all that or bother to tell us if all he had to do was...knock you out. Or whatever. Mom." She took a deep breath. "I don't think what you're telling us is...plausible."

"...you're eight, what the hell is he doing even talking about that shit?" Ikkaku hefted Hoozukimaru over his shoulder. "Well. Believe whatever the hell you want. The point is. Nine months of my life that I'm never gonna get back. Ever. Also, don't get pregnant, you can't have sex after a couple months, it's hell on your public relations."

"Daddy said you're a monogamist now."

"Oh, really."

"Yes."

"And what if I said daddy's full of shit."

"Then I would tell."

"Really."

"Yes."

"In that case, you were all born because your parents had lots and lots of kinky unprotected sex, and your siblings were born because your parents don't know how to stop having kinky unprotected sex, and that's the story of how Yumichika has costumes in the closet despite, you know, us not celebrating Halloween and all."

Belladonna beamed up at him on his way out.

Do We Have Time For A Q & A?

2006-07-25T07:54:58Z

... shut up, I'm totally in bed. (And writing this without my contacts in because I can't find my glasses, which means I... can't actually see what I'm writing at all. OKAY GO.)

ANYWAY.

Following in the footsteps of the lovely hydr0phobia, I thought I'd tack this up before I went to sleep, so I'd have something to think about during work tomorrow.

Basically! Ask me any sorts of questions about the whole drama shiznit that's been going down the past little while. Yumichika's feelings on this, that, and the other thing. Why Yumichika made up with Rey. Why Yumichika said... whatever. Why Yumichika did... whoever. Why I deaged him right after this all happened (STFU IT'S NOT CHEATING, IT'S STRATEGY). Questions, answers, essays, yeah.

Blah, blah, blah, have a pretty princess condom crown.

Drabble Meme

2006-02-02T19:41:35Z

It's a weakness! It's a sickness!

... Drabbles. I'd prefer to write drabbles involving at least one of my characters so at least then I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

However, that's just a suggestion, and clearly, I'll write anything. ♥

AU Says What?

2006-01-30T17:43:48Z

Continued from here, barring the last four comments or so.

♥